Mark Wikotu Part of the Gang that Attacked German Tourists

  Only one member of the youth gang that used baseball bats to permanently disfigure two German tourists has been named: 18 year old Mark Wikotu. Wikotu has pleaded guilty to aggravated robbery and unlawfully getting into a motor vehicle. “In the Whakatane Youth Court today, Judge Louis Bidois lifted the interim suppression order preventing…

‘Let’s Invade New Zealand’ – updated

Thinking of emigrating to New Zealand to join the defence force? In case you missed it the first time round – New Zealand, 100% there for the taking, from the satirical advertising show The Gruen Transfer. . You may also be interested in In the event of a nuclear apocalypse, how would New Zealand fare? –…

Walmart to Open in Christchurch – updated

. We’re hearing rumours the American hypermarket behemoth may have plans to open a store in Christchurch. Could this be the beginning of the end for rip-off prices in New Zealand? From pharmaceuticals (Dramamine for as little as $3.97 for 8) to baby milk (8c /fluid oz) and tractor tyres, Walmart has a reputation for…