New Zealand, the Absurdistan of the South Pacific

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New Zealand. Reality, but not as you know it

A reader sent us a link to a great article in Metromag.co.nz by Graham Adams, published a few days ago – Is New Zealand becoming the Absurdistan of the south Pacific? Graham Admas reflects on the slow unravelling of a small democracy. If you’re planning to emigrate to New Zealand because you’ve heard a lot of PR about how ‘free’ and ‘uncorrupted’ the country is you need to read it.

Adams writes how Absurdistan was first used in 1989 to describe the bizarre life of Czechs in Czechoslovakia, he reckoned that the term could also be applied to Cuba where the “repressive communist government” made no sense, even to tourists like him who were just passing through. He thinks that New Zealand is becoming the latest Absurdistan, saying it is

an odd little South Pacific nation where many things have stopped making sense to many of its citizens, even those normally enthusiastic about its idiosyncratic traits and national character, which has long been marked by tolerance, egalitarianism, a sense of fair play and a willingness to protest against injustice and inequality…

It appears the defining moment for him may have been strange election of 2014 where voters took umbrage at Glenn Greenwald, Edward Snowden and Julian Assange warning them that they were being spied on by security organisations.

Or it could have been Prime Minister John Key wearing “seven hats”. Key claimed to be “several people at once and accountable to no one” when his association with attack blogger Cameron Slater (Google:  NZ Dirty Politics New Zealand’s house of cards is collapsing ) was questioned by the opposition. Inevitable comparisons were drawn with Colombia or Argentina then Adams wrote “In Absurdistan you can assert anything you like, apparently and make it true”.

Adams is incredulous that the New Zealand public is asked to believe a whole host of things they know or suspect to be untrue, not least the reasoning behind the exorbitant cost of living, and why people in top jobs get paid way too much for doing way too little …

If these implausible propositions aren’t bad enough, there are the absurd quasi-official explanations for the high prices we pay for just about everything, in­cluding electricity (“It’s expensive getting it across Cook Strait”), and why the average cost of building a house is roughly 30 per cent higher here than in Australia, even though we grow our own timber, process our own cement and have lower wages (“New Zealanders all want bespoke houses”).

And then there are the tired mantras repeatedly used to justify the eye-watering salaries we pay senior public servants and CEOs (a reminder that censorship is not just what we are prevented from saying but what we are compelled to repeat). Chief among the shibboleths: “We need to pay managers huge salaries because they could earn much more in the private sector and, anyway, if you pay peanuts you get monkeys.”

Stephen Keys, a political commentator has opined on his blog that John Key’s salary should be the benchmark for all public sector salaries because it is the most demanding in government. Before allowances Key earns $452,500 which “makes him among the most highly remunerated leaders in the world in relation to per capita GDP”, earning more than President Obama. Yet, there are many senior Heads of Department, DHB and SOE executives (including the head of the PM’s own department) who are paid more than Key.

Meanwhile, tens of thousands of children are going to school hungry and 270,000 children live in poverty in New Zealand. The government takes care of its own very well, but the dumbing down of the free press and the tactics of Dirty Politics have turned and disenfranchised many voters…

Something over the past few decades has happened to New Zealand to dull our spirit for protest and political reform and engagement in our democratic process. Roughly a million people didn’t vote in September’s election – one of the country’s worst turnouts in the past century…

It’s hard to divine exactly what has gone wrong in our political system, but part of the explanation no doubt lies in the news media’s willingness to trivialise important news and indulge in what Britain’s Daily Telegraph recently described as a tendency to prefer “froth to facts; nit-picking to policy.

It doesn’t help that newsroom staff numbers have been repeatedly slashed, with senior journalists laid off in favour of cheaper juniors (and many good journalists being lured into better­-paid PR), with an inevitable drop in editorial stan­dards, including human-interest stories too often replacing analysis…

The government also puts out a lot of spin and Key has admitted the Official Information Act is manipulated for political purposes. Journalists are also denied the chance to investigate issues in the public interest.

All this wouldn’t matter so much, perhaps, if the government wasn’t so dedicated to PR noise itself. Last year, the Ministry of Business, Innovation and Employment (MBIE) had 56 publicity flaks (not including contractors) to spin its view on events; as North & South editor Virginia Larson pointed out in a recent editorial, that was more than the entire Press Gallery in Parliament.

Journalists who could once get direct access to ministers find they are now often impossible to approach except via a phalanx of PR people. And they are often far from helpful, as the pugnacious response in March to the National Business Review’s dogged questioning of Steven Joyce’s spin doctors over the SkyCity convention centre deal proved. In essence, the newspaper was told that if its journalists continued to be so persistent in their digging, the minister’s PR minders would stop playing nice.

That shouldn’t be too surprising, given the Prime Minister has admitted on Radio New Zealand National – without a trace of embarrassment – that the Official Information Act is routinely manipulated for political purposes.

Perhaps the most extraordinary recent example of journalists being denied the opportunity to investigate matters in the public interest came in the Northland by­­election in late March, when National’s candidate, Mark Osborne, was banned by his media minder from giving interviews about his handling of a council business until the election was over.

At this point we’ll remind readers about the 10 hour long raid on the home of investigative journalist and author, Nicky Hager, in which people tried to find details about his sources.

Early in March, Nicky Hager (channelling Edward Snowden) reported that the GCSB was hoovering up electronic communications in the South Pacific (including those of New Zealand citizens) and passing them on to the National Security Agency in the US. John Key, who had promised in 2013 to resign if the spy agency was under­­taking mass surveillance, said the information was wrong but wouldn’t say why. He also claimed there was a difference between “mass collection” of data and “mass surveillance”. The distinction is so clear in his mind (even if in no one else’s) that his categorical promise to resign has suddenly become wondrously elastic.

And Key could afford to be casual, given surveys that asked if people minded being spied on showed most thought it was perfectly acceptable – which is ironic in a country where strict privacy regulations can make acting on behalf of an incapacitated relative a bureaucratic nightmare.

And, of course, snooping on an employee’s Facebook page and its photo of an offensive cake – and then trying to harm that worker’s employment opportunities – cost NZ Credit Union Bay­wide $168,000 in March for invasion of privacy before the Human Rights Review Tribunal.

Updating Stalin’s insight for the cyber age, you could say: “A single invasion of Facebook privacy is a tragedy; hoovering up a million emails is a statistic..

Adams continues with details of how suppression orders are used to silence and censor people, even in parliament…

February and March were particularly interesting months for those wondering if our masters had finally gone troppo in the unusual late-summer heat as bizarre scenarios tumbled one after another into public view.

…A suppression order about a police investigation in force when Mike Sabin resigned as the MP for Northland meant Labour leader Andrew Little couldn’t even refer to the matter in Parliament without being hauled up by the Speaker; allegations nevertheless flew that the Prime Minister had allowed Sabin to chair the law and order select committee while being aware he was under investigation.

Australian broadcaster Derryn Hinch, an expat New Zealander, wrote on his blog about the subsequent byelection: “If you think politics in Australia gets crazy around election time, just have a look at what is happening across the ditch… The [Northland byelection] is shrouded in so much mystery and rumour and censorship that the people don’t even know the reason why the sitting member resigned to force the byelection.”

Another overseas site, Lauda Finem also blogged about the Northland incident, you can read more about it here Prominent New Zealander to lose name suppression pending appeal.

And there’s much, much more but you get the gist. We’re not going to review the whole report here, read the whole of Adams’ current affairs review here at Metromag.co.nz.

The article concludes with this brief question

Or is it simply that, in Absurdistan, the bizarre is now the new normal?

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3 thoughts on “New Zealand, the Absurdistan of the South Pacific

  1. I just want to write in New Zealand, parenting failings are pretty serious, I had my Restricted Licence since 2007 and yesterday when i was doing my full licence test, i was automatically failed because a chilton st james student in Lower Hutt decided to cross at the wrong position of Waterloo Road and by the time i saw the student, i had to slam on the brakes, the student even had the guts to laugh and ask if i failed, that led to me being total infuriated, i had to save up hard for the lessons and just at the end i was told that i failed because of the chilton st james students action, in New Zealand, some teenagers have zero clue on what road safety is

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  2. Thank you. You could be right??????????????????? We have the Silly Isles in the Northern hemisphere so I reckon we also have the Silly Isles in the Southern hemisphere near antartic???????????????????

    Time to post some of these web sites on your E2NZ page??????

    http://www.nzpensionprotest.com

    Web sites to keep looking at

    http://www.apnz.org.nz

    http://www.nzpensionabuse.org

    http://www.migrants-to-nz-beware.info/

    http://www.nzpensionprotest.com

    Marie Therese

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