Trolls need to shape up, get out and enjoy the scenery.

Please be advised we have a zero tolerance policy regarding trolling. Further details may be found here  please read them before posting.

Persistent, violent or threatening offenders will be consigned to a troll zoo. The zoo only opens when trolls become nasty. So far the zoo has only one mentally disturbed specimen, who has trolled the site since its conception.

We like to make this site safer than New Zealand for our readers,  i.e. we keep the nutters and bullies out.

Feeling the urge to troll? why not get out and enjoy the scenery instead.