Jeremy Clarkson: On the New Zealand Gravy Train – updated

Ex-Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson has written a series of tweets about a Daily Mail report that he demanded a helicopter to get him some gravy while he was in New Zealand Here’s what he said: According to the Mail, I once demanded a helicopter to get me some gravy. Where do they come up…

Shark Attack Fatality at Muriwai Beach

Police today fired around twenty shots at killer sharks at a  popular Auckland region beach – Muriwai. The sharks, believed to be Great Whites, were at least 12 feet long according to witnesses who saw a swimmer attacked in the water near Maori Bay, Muriwai Beach at around 1.20pm today. The longest Great White  shark…

English Tourist Victim of Waiheke Island Rape – updated

We regret to report yet another violent sexual offence against a tourist visiting New Zealand. A twenty nine year old British woman has been raped on Waiheke Island off the coast of Auckland.  Our condolences are extended to the woman at this difficult time. A police reports originally said a 17 year old youth from Auckland has been…