NZ PM – Becks is as thick as batshit (updated)

John Key, NZ’s Prime Minister, Minister for Tourism and Amnesia, has sparked an international stoush after criticising British footballer and media celebrity David Beckham: he isn’t very bright according to Mr Key and his son (wasn’t this the same son who imitated a plank?) See also New “Gay” Jibe From NZ Prime Minister As reported by the…

Justin Bieber Hates L & P

Justin Bieber has said he hates the fizzy soft drink L&P after being drenched with it during an interview with Charlie Panapa, a host on teen TV show What Now. Sounds as if Bieber’s experience of New Zealand was a total disaster,  he was mugged by a teenage Hamilton girl within minutes of arriving in…

Justin Bieber Gets A Kiwi Welcome

Poor Justin Bieber, within minutes of arriving in New Zealand he became a victim of theft – someone stole his hat; then his mama got knocked over! Perhaps someone should’ve warned him about the predators before he left Australia? He wrote on his twitter page “AUSTRALIA…i want to say thank you for the most incredible…