NZ PM – Becks is as thick as batshit (updated)

John Key, NZ’s Prime Minister, Minister for Tourism and Amnesia, has sparked an international stoush after criticising British footballer and media celebrity David Beckham: he isn’t very bright according to Mr Key and his son (wasn’t this the same son who imitated a plank?) See also New “Gay” Jibe From NZ Prime Minister As reported by the…

British Newspaper Runs Dotcom Rap Video Lampooning Key and Banks

British newspaper The Guardian has run a story about Kim Dotcom‘s rap lampooning John Banks over the donations scandal. The Megaupload founder collaborated with top music producers to question MP’s denials about political contributions. Coming to a club near you soon, the rap is sure to be a hit. Remember the teapottapes saga and the way in which the offending cameraman…

The New Zealand ‘Holocaust’

A reader sent in the following link from the Urban Dictionary: New Zealand Holocaust The term to describe the massive native population decline in New Zealand. 25 percent of New Zealand college graduates have fled New Zealand, and nearly 20 percent of adult working age New Zealanders do not live in New Zealand. 1000 New Zealanders a…