John Key has offered to chauffeur Americans who visit New Englan…er Zealand, (it’s near Tasmania) we think that’s rather decent of him, they’ll be good tippers. :
“Once you get here it’s fantastic” oh. A Freudian slip?
There are also Americans already in New Zealand who would be very grateful for Mr Key to give them a lift on his way to the airport, well since he’s going their way why not? Busy times ahead.
See also: American put-downs
USA – Kiwi translations
“Slot Machines” = Pokies
“Cinnabon” = Hot bread shop