A Niggling Fear It Might Actually Be Sh*t
New Zealanders inferiority complex, as explained by Kiwianarama.co.nz
Positive Identity Reinforcement
Identity Anxiety.
“Closely linked with ‘Taking Ourselves Seriously‘, a trait unique to the Kiwi psyche is the need for constant, positive reinforcement about just how great a country it is. This is probably because, deep down, most Kiwis have a niggling fear that it might actually be a bit shit.
Travel though a country such as Great Britain, and the first question the locals will ask you is ‘What the f**k are you doing taking a holiday in this crap-hole?’. Travel round New Zealand, and the first question locals ask is “Isn’t it great? Are you having a wonderful time?”.
Not unlike a teenage girl with low self-esteem, Kiwis are always seeking out compliments about their country. It is thought this personality disorder is a common symptom among all colonial countries, but is particularly prevalent in New Zealand – the youngest and smallest of the group of countries colonised in the last 500 years (which includes Australia, Canada, USA etc).
A country of immigrants, the need for Positive Identity Reinforcement is a result of the long and uncertain process that preceeds the desicion to pack up everything and seek out a better life on the other side of the world. Forever plagued by the nagging worry that one might have made the wrong choice, immigrants to NZ seek constant reassurance that their adopted home is totally awesome, and that leaving their cold/overcrowded/racially-troubled motherland was definitely the right thing to do.
This trait is passed down through the generations, until it disperses and is replaced by the sort of blind, flag-waving, cock-suredness evident in Australia or USA. NZ has a way to go before reaching this state of harmonius equilibrium.
A word of note: If travelling New Zealand, do not, under any circumstances, answer a question such as ‘Isn’t it great’, with something like ‘Actually it’s a bit quiet, out of the way, and not as
sunny as Australia’. Kiwis have not yet developed either a robust sense of irony, or cast-iron self belief, and you may bring about a deep period of depression in the person asking the question, or, at the very least, a firm fist in the face.”
(Thanks to Stephan for the link)
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This is so correct. They have some mental block about acknowledging that in some respects it is really sh*t. I always respond with “it’s pretty” or “the scenery’s nice”, or “it’s a photographer’s dream” or something true. If they press for more, I usually will admit to it being too expensive. They then go on to defend, “Well, it’s an island, and we don’t have dirty factories here, everything costs more to bring over here”. This, too, is true. I could then say, “Your middlemen are completely ripping you off” or “Why, with a cliimate like this, are vegetables and fruits so ridiculously overpriced?” They will respond with “Here in New Zealand, middlemen have to pay a living wage to their employees” and “We send our best produce overseas”. So the longer you discuss, the more they start offering bullsh*t justifications. There’s always a reason why it’s sh*t and it has nothing to do with them. For those attempting to explain their desire to leave, you aren’t permitted to want to leave. It’s not in their dictionary, unless you’re a Kiwi seeking filthy lucre in Australia, and even those Kiwis are assumed to be heading back home once they have made their bundle, or pining away for ye old country while chasing sparklies in Hustleville over the Tasman.
god so true! Even the weather reporters in nz apologise if the weather is crap and underplay any bad weather, How refreshing in Britain when the brits rubbish their own country often unfairly and the weather reporters say – “another cold miserable day in London”. I feel like I am in some kind of cult in Nz sometimes like e2nz pointed out with the Groupthink website on Wikipedia that explains why kiwis may be like this.
Are you British?They do know how to laugh at themselves,signs of a confident people.
This really is true. It was always strange, when we lived there, to meet people who knew the score. Most of the people around us were like Hare Krishnas in an airport. Once in awhile, some new resident would look over their shoulder a few times, lean over and whisper that the emperor actually looked quite naked, didn’t he, unless those were flesh-coloured clothes he was wearing? Always refreshing.to hear one of these clear-eyed individuals. They were usually ones who had migrated a year or two ago and were being “hit by the reality”, after their start-up buffer cash.had been efficiently hoovered off of them. I wish that the people who end up doing poorly there and leaving, for reasons not of their own making, would stand up and say more about it to balance out the cult prop that constitutes most of the information about New Zealand on the net.