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Keys For A Chaffeur Service. Letterman Video Top Ten List
John Key has offered to chaffeur Americans who visit New Englan…er Zealand, (it’s near Tasmania) we think that’s rather decent of him, they’ll be good tippers. :
“Once you get here it’s fantastic” oh. A Freudian slip?
There are also Americans already in New Zealand who would be very grateful for Mr Key to give them a lift on his way to the airport, well since he’s going their way why not? Busy times ahead.
See also: American put-downs
NB: USA – Kiwi translation
“Slot Machines” – Pokies
“Cinnabon” – Hot bread shop
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